me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
hahaha i did this actually and the cops asked me if i wanted to press charges haha i win
[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
- Me during finals week: "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."
This is how you shed the Disney image.
This look really good.
oh my god I need to see this